funny/random things

[unit 2]

let's talk about weird happenings/funny stuff! (oblivion is usually your best bet)

i'll start, from oblivion (of course, i had several mods active at the time):
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so, i was in an inn in cheydinhal, doing my usual buisness, when all of a sudden...
a fine nord warrior unsheathed his 2-handed sword, hit a rich-looking breton woman (which knocked her onto a table), and then the woman casted a spell at him which killed him instantly!

then she shouted "MURDER! MURDER!"
it wasn't finished yet.

a female orc quickly drew her war axe, and hit that god-hater woman! (i forgot her name)

the inn was turned into a bloodbath! everyone was swinging whatever they had at eachother, be it a sword, axe, or a rusty fork.
through the confusion, me and my companions ran upstairs to get a better view.

the riot quickly poured into the streets. the town guards were doing what they could to diminish calm the town's population.
(did i tell you that my companions have a vendetta against guards, and will attack them if they do anything against me?)

of course, eventually the population died out, and there was no one left but the town guard...

that is, NO ONE LEFT TO STAND AGAINST MY ARMIES!!!

i summoned an oblivion portal by one of the statues.
COME, MY ARMIES OF DARKNESS!
oh, here comes the count. not to worry.
*casts polymorph sheep on the count*
heehee...
*readies elastic arrow and fires at the count, sending him elasticly flying over the walls*

i've been a baaaaad person. let's take a visit to the chapel.
...i entered the chapel and casted 'let's catch boulders' (guess what that does!) on the priest.

this fun broke many quests. time for the old 'load' tab...

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now. more funny stuff!

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yosh! good one! :-D

[unit 2]

another in arx fatalis:

i couldn't get past this troll that was blocking my way into the mines.
so i jumped over him.
then he got a sudden urge to kill me.
so i proceeded to murder the whole troll population because they didn't like me anymore.
i don't know if that broke the main quest, i'll have to check on that...

and a hacked savegame, in RE4:

using HUNK, i shot a ganado in the head, and then i tried to break his neck. of course, HUNK not being playable in the main game, causes many bugs. instead of doing a neckbreaker, the screen went blurry, and the ganado's body was wierded.
i'll try to get a screenshot of that one...

here it is, notice the legs.


ashley also seems to be invulnerable...

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yay! *flies around* Tee Hee, Backflip! *smashes through roof*

[unit 2]

when it is laggy in WOW:

enemy: crit crit crit crit crit
me: miss miss miss miss miss

UGH

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ah...

[unit 2]

now, i'll post some strange happenings others have had:

Going into Cheydinhal seeing everybody chasing after Ulrich Leyland while he had no clothes on. That was hilarious. All that was needed to make it better was some Benny Hill music in the background.

seeing an Imperial Legion Guard fleeing to another Imperial Legion Guard. I tried to talk to him but the game said "Imperial Guard is fleeing"

Going into an Ayleid ruin and seeing an army of skeletons fighting an army of goblins fighting an army of zombies. The skeletons won.

Found a cave and went dungeon diving. Inside I found over 15 skeleton corpses, a bunch of dead zombies, and a whole heap of rats and spiders in a pile in the corner at the bottom, and a Maruader in Elven Armor standing in the corner talking to himself.

An Imperial Guard passed by, bravely stomping his beat in his undies as if he'd been robbed. An assassin popped out of nowhere and followed me like a dog wherever I went, a polite chap, too. Probably a guy from Dark Brotherhood quests which is weird cause I'd done nothing to atttract their attention. Thought to make him useful and raided the sewers a bit. More people in their undies started to appear and though it was funny allright, I'd to restart the game for all the quests and items had mysteriously disappeared.

I discovered the dead body of one of the Afranius family members far from home in the IC all the way near Vaermina's shrine. I go to loot the body and I hear the confrontation music and turn around and see a boar for the first time. Whilst retreating backwards and slashing its health down I hear lumbering behind me just to realize it's an Ogre which was the first time i encountered one too. Freaked me out. Fifty or so hours of gameplay pass and I'm in the Imperial City and guess who I come across? That same Afranius guy walking in the street. I engaged sneak mode to search his inventory - the guy must have had copies of the keys i looted off his corpse.

When all citizens and guards in Chorrol started killing eachoter.

I'm pretty sure has happened to many players one time or another. The part where City Swimmer gets hunted by the Town Guards for stealing a loaf of bread. In fact recently I was playing I saw City Swimmer in sneak mode walking past an oblivious passerby. Then she proceeded to sit down outside someone else's house and started eating something. At this point she acts all nonchalant greeting me in the usual way. So I snuck behind her to check her inventory and lo and behold ... a stolen breadloaf. I was ready to reload should I see any guards coming since I'm sort of fond of City Swimmer.

A bandit and a legion guy attacking one another, I help in the attack on the bandit and hit the by accident guard, and immediately yield to the guard. Fine, he lets me off, and stops attacking the bandit. The bandit and guard then have a brief conversation about the other provinces and morrowind's violent past.

I was walking out of Chorrol, I found some horses in a paddock that you could buy, but as I didn't have nearly enough money and I knew the journey would be long I decided to sneak into the paddock and take a closer look. I chose a horse and hopped on, there was a person outside and atleast 1 guard by the gate but apart from that no-one. I seriously thought that no-one saw me so I felt fine and made my journey. When I reached the encampment outside Kvatch, I hopped off and immediatly two people attacked me, one of them said "You stole!", and I was like WTF?

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ouchies >_<

[unit 2]

i was trying one of my newly created companions out in oblivion, went out to kill some bandits. i got first blood.
the response from my companion was "there's a psycopath on the loose!" wait...or was it maniac? anyway, it kinda fit me perfectly.

try resurrecting uriel septim when he dies. he'll have a BIIIIIG smile.

while playing a funny campaign in FS2:

terran frakking command: frak frak frak frak frak!!!
{boom}
terran frakking command: FRAAAAAAAAK!!!
alpha 1: shut. the frak. up.

the campaign is called...

just another day 3: shivans on a plane
i might make a wallpaper of that moment...

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Shivans on a Plane

Shivans on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane

XD

[unit 2]

argh!
system shock 2 ultra-fleshy-annoying-maze level!

well, i completed SS2 now...
[ENDING SPOILER - highlight to read]
the ending was funny...in more than one meaning.
shodan: join me, human and we can intersect-t...
me: naah. *BOOM*
i was really expecting a little more drama...that, and 'nah' is the only word goggles ever says.
[SPOILERS END HERE]
;D

when i died in wing commander: prophecy, in the background, i heard an alien say "you are such an idiot! die!" i should not have rammed that ship earlier...

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Alright, I guess

but I didn't need that! XD

I don't play System Shock 2

[unit 2]

sometmes you're hard to understand...

well, the jester in DMC3 special edition is just ANNOYING when he taunts you when you defeat him...

argh! i'm dyin'!
=BOOM=
oh! whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa...
*stands up* excuse me!
*waves scepter around* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*BOOMDISAPPEAR*

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XD

[unit 2]

haven't you got any random things to talk about?